FUN IN THE SUN UPSET BY VICIOUS SPITBALL ATTACK
Posted by rdows on February 5, 2008
This photo was taken moments before a vicious spitball attack.
Spectators, and entrants at a Southern California dog show were set upon in a vicious spitball attack. Police arrived to find spitballs littering the show ring. People, and dogs were in complete disarray. The show photographer was incapacitated during the attack, his camera disabled. “My camera lens is covered in spitballs.” said Corkie Click, “I have spitballs in my ears. Something must be done.”
“They came out of nowhere.” exclaimed Vera Klempt, as she visibly struggled to maintain her composure while removing spitballs from her dog’s coat. “I just don’t know if he will ever be able to show again.” wept Ms. Klempt, clearly shaken by the surprise attack.
It was a scene of confusion, as the dog show officials tried to bring order to the chaos. Show Chairman Reggie Beagle commented, “Something must be done to stop these attacks. We must have an all out ban on any type of spitting. Mr. Beagle angrily voiced the opinion of many attendees when he said, “It must be outlawed. Not just some of it , but all of it. There are no innocent spitters.”
When this reporter questioned onlookers as to the identification of the attackers most said that the attackers “just disappeared”.
“This was obviously a well orchestrated attack.” said Sargeant Cruller of the local police department. “We are seeing more of these senseless attacks by spitballers on innocent victims.”
City councilwoman Allourcorn said in a telephone interview that she is drafting spitball legislation to be introduced at the next council meeting. “Spitball supporters all say, ‘Don’t blame the spitball, blame the spitter.’, we have to protect the public.” said councilwoman Allourcorn.
We will continue to update this story as the police struggle to locate the perpetrators.
