UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATION: SPITBALL PAPER
Posted by rdows on February 5, 2008
A team of intrepid investigative journalists, at great risk to their lives, infiltrated a spitball gang to learn more about their clandestine activities. “They are very dangerous. A person must be conscious of every word, and movement. They turn on anything, or anyone for no reason.” said the lead reporter who must remain anonymous.
“We barely escaped unscathed.” reports the team photographer who was able to capture the photo above. “I’m so afraid that they will track me down for exposing the truth about the paper used in their attacks.” he whispers, obviously shaken. “They are all a bunch of thugs, and criminals. No decent person would be caught dead with a spitball.” he courageously opines.
“This media source takes care of its own.” says the Assignments Editor who wishes to remain anonymous. “They can’t bully us.” he adds emphatically.
sonny said
“No decent person would be caught dead with a spitball.”
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i’m afraid that many will! maybe all of them. the gangbanging spitballers will not only kill decent people but leave their ‘calling card’ (even if it soaked and balled up). the damage a spitball can do is significant in the hands or should i say mouth of the vicious, the hard of heart. they live on a primal level, where fear and violence rule.
i swear i have seen drool on my fiancee’s lips and it gives me a chill.
more laws please,
sonny
dwil said
These spitballers are classic thugs. They infiltrate peaceful neighborhoods and frighten the doo-doo out of children and innocent puppies. And by the time the authorities arrive they are gone and all that remains are flecks of reconstitute wood pulp, made wet from saliva, and dried by the winter sun.
I would gladly spend my tax dollars on a national patrol to rid our fine country of these nefarious ——– hoodlums!