Comments on: SEATTLE WOMAN CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN VICTIM OF VICIOUS SPITBALL ATTACK http://blogsbite.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/seattle-woman-claims-to-have-been-victim-of-vicious-spitball-attack/ Just a wonderful satirical WordPress.com weblog Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:11:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: sonny http://blogsbite.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/seattle-woman-claims-to-have-been-victim-of-vicious-spitball-attack/#comment-11 sonny Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:42:41 +0000 http://blogsbite.wordpress.com/?p=13#comment-11 apropos of a totally different incident, let me remind one and all that just because someone is on drugs does not mean that they weren't also a victim of vicious spitballers. in my own case, i've been on oxcontin, vicodin, valium, midol, sudafed and nyquil syrup while being bombarded with paper straw wrappers. and that was just last night at perkins restaurant. apropos of a totally different incident, let me remind one and all that just because someone is on drugs does not mean that they weren’t also a victim of vicious spitballers.

in my own case, i’ve been on oxcontin, vicodin, valium, midol, sudafed and nyquil syrup while being bombarded with paper straw wrappers. and that was just last night at perkins restaurant.

]]> By: Dr. Fleming Hawkins http://blogsbite.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/seattle-woman-claims-to-have-been-victim-of-vicious-spitball-attack/#comment-10 Dr. Fleming Hawkins Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:23:20 +0000 http://blogsbite.wordpress.com/?p=13#comment-10 My brother, Clem Hawkins, is a doctor, and a specialist in the treatment of the disorders of salivary glands and Tourette's syndrome. he says that this woman was likely the victim of a person who had to spit because he or she had Tourettes and was at a loss for WORDS. He says perhaps the spit is less offensive than the words would have been because when a Tourette's person has the salivary glands removed, as is a common form of treatment, the STUFF THAT COMES OUTA THEIR MOUTH, HOOOO BOY! As a treatment he suggests the victim go soak her head in a mixture of urinal cakes, dissolved in pig blood, and some lysol. Phlegm (as my friends call me) My brother, Clem Hawkins, is a doctor, and a specialist in the treatment of the disorders of salivary glands and Tourette’s syndrome. he says that this woman was likely the victim of a person who had to spit because he or she had Tourettes and was at a loss for WORDS. He says perhaps the spit is less offensive than the words would have been because when a Tourette’s person has the salivary glands removed, as is a common form of treatment, the STUFF THAT COMES OUTA THEIR MOUTH, HOOOO BOY! As a treatment he suggests the victim go soak her head in a mixture of urinal cakes, dissolved in pig blood, and some lysol.

Phlegm (as my friends call me)

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